For Cyber Monday, the small business isn’t dropping its prices, but instead boosting your value for money. With every order of two or more boxes of condoms, you’ll receive a FREE Vivoo vaginal pH test. Great for an at-home check-in.
“Knude Society was founded to help women reclaim what real pleasure looks and feels like to them,” says founder Em Richardson-Gerrard. “We’re not interested in gimmicks.” Our (fairly intense) personal testing can confirm that, with the brand producing some of the best beginner-friendly sex toys.
This Cyber Monday, savvy shoppers have the opportunity to bag 50% off the second toy in their basket. Simply clear your wishlist and head to the checkout, where the discount is automatically applied.
PSA: sex games for couples are a great way to spice up the physical side of your love life and welcome in some spontaneity. For Play has combined two things we love — chocolate and a (super simple yet seriously effective) card game which comes primed with prompts to get you talking and, uh, touching. While the ‘her’ variety pack contains cocoa treats infused with fenugreek, Korean ginseng extract and ashwagandha, ‘his’ swaps out the latter for maca, which may help boost your libido.
And for the next few hours — a reminder the Cyber Monday fun comes to an end at midnight tonight — you can bag up to 32% off a selected set. Go, go, go!
Stock up this Cyber Monday on these Bed Nerdz bestsellers
Another premium player in the sexual wellness game — except Bed Nerdz excels when it comes to pleasure-busting bundles. Take the Sunset Strip set, which includes THREE full-sized sex toys, including the CALI Wand Massager (worth £49.99), the JESSE Clitoral Stimulation Toy (usually £69.99) and the MIKI G-Spot Vibrator (also £49.99), all offered with a lifetime guarantee and delivered in a gift box that’s discreet enough to put straight under the Christmas tree.
To claim 35% off this Cyber Monday, be sure to use the code ‘BFRIDAY35’ at the checkout.
The main thing you need to know about Hot Octopuss is that all its toys are powered by dual motors, one named Treble and the other known as Bass. While the first offers out more buzzy sensations at the skin’s surface, the latter delivers deep, rumbling vibrations which travel deep inside your pleasure centres (AKA your clit or prostate). This Cyber Weekend, it’s offering up to 30% off a host of options for him, her and tech-interested couples.
For those wondering, ‘Je Joue’ translates to ‘I play’ — a pretty apt name for a brand which focuses on designing toys to elevate your next round of solo sex. Offering the basics (some of the best finger vibrators, clit vibrators and dual-action rampant rabbits), most for under £100, this is another beginner-friendly brand that shouldn’t leave you feeling overwhelmed and unsatisfied.
Oh, and the brand’s newest collection of vibes, grouped under the title ‘ILY’ (I love you) in a bid to encourage you to embrace the quest for solo satisfaction, are also available to shop with an extra 30% off.
If you want your sex toys to look anything other than, well, sex toys, Satisfyer delivers, with its bestselling clit suckers disguised to look like penguins, flowers and ghosts. Yes, really. It’s also one of the fastest-growing sexual wellness brands in Europe, releasing more than 200 (!) new products every single year. Until midnight, it’s offering up to 50% off a wide range, including the Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 Connect App. FYI, the second iteration has racked up more than 39.4k five-star reviews on Amazon to date — and that didn’t come with the option to unlock extra modes via the Satisfyer app…
